Ambrosia
"Ambrosia's on a mission. Lasagna's the favorite. Biscuit's clinging to reality."
Ambrosia's on a mission. Lasagna's the favorite. Biscuit's clinging to reality.
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Episodes
1 · Meet the Family
Jan 23, 2026
Ambrosia is starring in her own fantasy, Lasagna has no idea what show she's in, and Biscuit is here against his will.
2 · The Birthday Cake
Jan 30, 2026
Ambrosia treats Lasagna's birthday like an emergency, Biscuit denies the charges, and Serena-who may or may not exist-is somehow in charge of the cake.
3 · Family Vacation
Feb 6, 2026
Ambrosia plans a family vacation using a Google image search, Biscuit questions her finances and reality, and Lasagna is repeatedly sent to retrieve the black credit card while an air fryer becomes the backup plan.
4 · Dumpster Tofu
Feb 13, 2026
A dumpster bob, a tofu-loving rat, a delighted Lasagna, and one fed-up Biscuit-Ambrosia calls it destiny.
5 · Starting a Business
Feb 20, 2026
Ambrosia rebrands herself as a mogul overnight, Biscuit opens a fraud investigation, and Lasagna just wants to finish one thought.
6 · The Vet
Feb 28, 2026
Ambrosia attempts a simple vet trip. Biscuit refuses participation. The Lasagnas have duplicated. No one is emotionally prepared.
7 · Lasagnas Wedding
Mar 6, 2026
Ambrosia's planning the wedding. Biscuit tried logistics and went to the bathroom instead. Lasagna and Lasagna #2 are missing. No one noticed.
8 · Biscuit Ran Away
Mar 20, 2026
Ambrosia's having a breakdown - for no reason. Biscuit took a nap - and instantly regretted waking up. Lasagna has no idea what's going on. And honestly? Same.
9 · Marathon
Mar 29, 2026
Ambrosia's gonna go for a run, Biscuit confused her, Lasagna doesn't know who to save.
10 · A Burnt Biscuit
Apr 10, 2026
Biscuit snapped like a cheap wig. Ambrosia's en route to the mall.
