Hustler White

Tony Ward

Montgomery 'Monti' Ward

Bruce LaBruce

Jürgen Anger

Kevin P. Scott

Eigil Vesti

Ivar Johnson

Piglet

Kevin Kramer

Himself

Alex Austin

Himself

Ron Athey

Seymour Kasabian

Glen Meadmore

Stew Blake

Graham David Smith

Ambrose Sapperstein

Miles H. Wildecock II

Peter Festus

Barry Morse

Roger V. Deem

Bud Cockerham

Bud Cockram

Michael Glass

Mrs. Glass

Vaginal Davis

Buster Boote

Darryl Carlton

Divinity Fudge

Tony Powers

Self

Paul Bateman

Billy Ray Jaded (as Paul 'Superhustler' Bateman)

Ryan Block

Joaquin Martinez

Paul Bellini

Roger's Secretary

Matt Johnstone

Driver